Ooooh, Keenan Allen has stepped in it this time

Keenan Allen is by all accounts, a nice kid. He was drafted the San Diego Chargers last month and is no doubt looking forward to a long and fruitful NFL career. He also seems to enjoy In-N-Out Burger. Who doesn’t, right? Those are some tasty burgers. However, this is where the story goes downhill.

Explain yourself, Keenan. WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD?!!? Dude, you play for the Chargers now. If there’s one hat you can’t wear, it’s a Raiders hat. Don’t believe us? Take a look at this. This is what Chargers fans and Raiders fans are like when they’re in the same place. (WARNING: Explicit and drunken language follows)

That not enough for you? How about this:

By the way, there were children around in that previous video. That’s how deep the hatred runs in the AFC West.

Dude, Keenan … use your head. It is Laces Out’s formal recommendation as your friend and legal counsel to take off the hat right away. In fact, we advise you don’t wear anything silver or black for a minimum of two years. Just to be safe.

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