New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, a man known for short answers and cold stares, showed up to meet the media this week with a decoration on his face.
A fresh black eye. A shiner. And, of course, Belichick refused to divulge how he got it, which just opens the door for us to wildly speculate about the cause of the injury. Doesn’t that sound fun?
So, even though we’re heading into a weekend full of intriguing playoff matchups, let’s instead waste our time guessing how Billy Boy got his shiner. I’ll put my professor hat on and give a letter grade to your reponses.
Oh, God. I forgot about Deflategate jokes. John, I’m giving you a D because Deflategate references are weak and you laughed at your own joke. Leave your LOLs at home next time. I’ll decide if it’s funny.
I included this tweet just to illustrate that I was inundated with many theories that involved something sexual. Either with Bill and Tom Brady, or Bill and Gronk, or Bill and inanimate objects, or group stuff with Bill and various celebrities, or Bill and prominent politicians, or Bill, Gisele and inanimate objects, or Bill with cameras and deflated footballs.
So, I’d like to address all of them with:
Tom slept with his wife & to get back at him he tried sleeping with toms wife and one of toms kids socked him one👊🏼 https://t.co/ZnBIqggMap
Well, I’ll be damned. It is! Accordig to the site, "virkelig" means "actual" or "real." I’m giving you an A for increasing my vocabulary, even though I’m not sure what virkelig has to do with Belichick.
Meh, I still think he made the right call. It just didn’t work out. I’m sure if he tries that again in the future, it will go his way.