Seriously, he doesn't want you to know when
his wedding to Kristin Cavallari will take place.
Wait, THAT'S THE SECRET? Who do Cutallari think they are ...
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston? Something tell us the paps aren't going to be risking life and limb to watch Jay bitter-beer face his way through a wedding ceremony. Oh, but we did find out that the couple is
apparently registered at Williams-Sonoma (with a fake wedding date! Pranksters!). Sigh, fine. Does anyone want to go halfsies on a gravy boat?