got paaaaaaaaaaid on Friday. The
announced the five-year extension on Twitter.
announced the deal to his wife Samantha Ponder via text. Sam Ponder Instagrammed (is that a verb?) a screen shot of the back-and-forth convo.
Funny, right? Who would’ve guessed Christian Ponder shops at Wal-Mart? It must be the roll-back savings. Ya gotta love how Ponder refers to a million bucks like it’s just pocket change. Twenty-two a year? Oh, the life. Who would’ve guessed Sam and I have the same iPhone? Or that she refers to her husband as “CP?” So much info in such a small image. Well, at least “CP” has a new toy to play with this year. Cordarrelle Patterson made a
bold statement on Friday, choosing Randy Moss’ number.
Straight cash, homie.