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2 Truths and a Lie: Week 14 review with a splash of humor

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  • Cam Newton dominated the game in the air and on the ground.
  • Losing to the Panthers makes some people in Atlanta nervous about Matt Ryan's chances to get his first playoff win this season.
  • That white kid in the red cutoff shirt has a chance to be drafted 1st overall and win over Cam Newton's mom.

  • The Jets won this game on the ground.
  • The Jest have won 3 out of their last 4 games.
  • Beating the Jaguars by 7 instills confidence throughout a franchise.

  • Kirk Cousins lead the Redskins to victory tying the game in regulation and driving to win in overtime.
  • Robert Griffin III left the game with a sprained LCL, an injury that looked like it could have been far worse.
  • RG3 is such an amazing athlete that he can protect his ACL, MCL, and meniscus during a collision, thus redefining the QB position.

  • Nick Foles threw 2 touchdowns in the last four minutes to beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
  • This win ends an 8 losing streak, the longest in Philadelphia in 42 years.
  • Vince Young was referring to Nick Foles when he called the Eagles a "Dream Team."

  • Andrew Luck and the Indianapolis Colts improved to 9-4 with a win over the Tennessee Titans.
  • Luck erased a 13 point deficit in the second half.
  • While establishing himself as a NFL QB, Luck misses the attention that comes along with being the next big thing. Good luck with that Johnny Football.

  • David Wilson had a breakout game with 327 all-purpose yards.
  • Wilson's only assignment in the game was to 'run fast.'
  • Wilson covered more ground than a master's thesis on new methods of preparation of the coffee bean.

  • The Chicago Bears lost control of the NFC North, loosing a road game they had penciled in as a win.
  • Adrian Peterson ran for 154 yards and 2 touchdowns, and he is the Vikings' only weapon.
  • Peterson covered more ground than a Genghis Khan with automatic rifles.

  • The Seattle Seahawks ran for 284 yards on their way to dismantling the Arizona Cardinals. 
  • Marshawn Lynch scored 3 rushing touchdowns  and dominated the game.
  • Lynch covered more ground than a greens keeper before the first freeze.

  • The Cleveland Browns are heating up having won their last 3 games.
  • Trent Richardson tied Jim Brown's franchise record for touchdowns as a rookie.
  • Browns fans are confident their luck has changed.

  • Sam Bradford threw a game winning touchdown pass with 48 seconds left to beat the Buffalo Bills.
  • Bradford and the Rams are undefeated in their division and have won their last 3 games.
  • Fans across the nation are enthralled by Bradford even though his success has come as a 3rd year started and not as a rookie.

  • The San Diego Chargers took down the Pittsburgh Steelers in Ben Roethlisberger's return from a shoulder and rib injury.
  • The Chargers pass rush prevented Roethlisberger from finding a rhythm.
  • Charlie Batch would have done better.

  • The Green Bay Packers took 1st place in the NFC North with a win over the Lions.
  • The Packers believe they have a chance to win the division and possibly earn a bye.
  • The Packers new confidence comes from beating the Detroit Lions on Sunday Night Football and a magic fairy coming down and fixing all their problems on defense and offensive line.

  • Colin Kaepernick sealed the game with a 50 yard TD run.
  • Jim Harbaugh was happy with his team grinding out this win.
  • Alex Smith is getting screwed.

  • The Denver Broncos have won 8 games in a row.
  • Going into Monday Night Football, the Broncos have a half game lead for the second best record in the AFC.
  • Peyton Manning is the obvious choice for Comeback Player of the Year.

  • The Dallas Cowboys pulled out a win with heavy hearts.
  • Demanding a sober driver should be standard for us all.
  • There is nothing to be learned from tragedies like this one.

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