Randy Moss #81 of the New England Patriots reacts on the sideline after he caught his third touchdown pass of the day against the Jacksonville Jaguars in the fourth quarter at Gillette Stadium on December 27, 2009 in Foxboro, Massachusetts.
Goat - Jared Allen
Paging Jared Allen. Paging Mr. Jared Allen.
Guy - Bill Belichick
No run game? Young defense? That's what you call coaching by one of the greatest in NFL history.
Goat - Albert Haynesworth
He takes $20 million from the owner but doesn't want to stand with his teammates on the sideline and be coached? He is a disgrace to professional sports.
Guy - Hakeem Nicks
The Giants receiver is a beast. Nicks had three touchdowns in the New York win against Carolina. I called him a sleeper preseason. I think the secret is out.
Goat - Randy Moss
The Patriots had a phenomenal season-opening win. And Moss thought this was a good time to express his displeasure about his contract.
Guy - Rashard Mendenhall
The Steelers running back busted 50 yards for an overtime score, giving Pittsburgh a big, Roethlisberger-less win in overtime against a solid Falcons team.
Goat - Marvin Lewis
Did the Bengals know the season started on Sunday?
Guy - Clay Matthews
How tough was this cat on Sunday? A couple of sacks, seven tackles, a forced fumble, and energy for the clutch Packers defense. And it was Matthews who made the stop on Mike Vick to seal the Packers win.
Goat - Alex Barron
You can hear the laughter coming all the way from St. Louis where for years Rams fans got a healthy dose of his inept play. Barron is not an NFL tackle. His holding penalty doomed the Cowboys on a potential game-winning touchdown, fitting as he was manhandled and awful all game.
Guy - Arian Foster
It was a classic season debut in a gigantic statement win for the Texans against the big, bad Colts.