Chargers LB Jarret Johnson and wrestler Steve Austin
Both like to rock the goatee and the clean pate. Check out the mark on Johnson's head ... could easily be from a chair shot after battling in the squared circle. Now, we just have to see if he can hold his own aside Don Johnson on "Nash Bridges." That show is still on, right?
Steelers coach Mike Tomlin and actor Omar Epps
It's kinda creepy, right? Put Pittsburgh's head man in a Cleveland Indians uniform and he could pass for Willie Mays Hayes, circa Major League 2. Put a sweatshirt on him and he's Epps from Higher Learning.
49ers QB Alex Smith and actor Ryan Gosling
What's with dudes and that "I'm deliberately going to groom my four-day half scruff so it looks neat" look? Is that cool now? Is this the world we live in? Times are definitely a-changing, and these two could be on the recruiting poster for the new-age male. We're not hating, both are really talented. We're just sayin'...
Packers LB Clay Matthews and wrestler HHH
It's the perfect look-alike storm: Long hair, buff exterior and a penchant for slinging trash talk. Just put a sledgehammer in Clay's hands and watch the buy-rates for Wrestlemania go through the roof. It's not hard to imagine.
Jets QB Mark Sanchez and actor Adrian Grenier
People have been making this comparison since Sanchez's days at USC. It bears repeating, though. It's just a shame "Entourage" never found a way to get Mark on the show. He could have played Vince's football-playing cousin, who Ari Gold wants to recruit for his prospective NFL team in Los Angeles. What? That's a dumb storyline? Sorry, Aaron Sorkin ... let's see you come up with something.
Packers DB Sam Shields and personality Nick Cannon
What is Nick Cannon anyway? Actor? Radio host? Judge on "America's Got Talent?" Mariah Carey's husband? Someone needs to tell this goofball to pick a profession and stick with it. Well, whatever, in the meantime, Sam Shields does look a lot like him.
Giants QB Eli Manning and swimmer Michael Phelps
Slam dunk. How did someone not come up with this earlier? I wonder if Eli can pack away the calories like Mikey. But I think we can pass on seeing Manning in a Speedo. We could probably do without seeing Phelps in one, too ... but that's one of the drawbacks of swimming. Gotta take the good with the bad sometimes.
Chargers QB Philip Rivers and actor Sam Worthington
Don't worry, we had to look up Sam Worthington on IMDB, too. He was in "Avatar," and "Clash of the Titans." Take a look at both of these guys side to side and the first thing that stands out is their hair. It's those few strands that peek down at the top of the forehead. Noses are pretty similar, too.
Ravens T Michael Oher and actor Quinton Aaron
This isn't cheating. Mr. Aaron was chosen to play Oher in "The Blind Side" because they look alike. Very alike. Hollywood casting agents aren't dumb people. But it's strange that Nick Saban played Nick Saban in that movie. Pauly Shore was robbed of a part again!
Bills RB C.J. Spiller and entertainer Diddy
So, he started as Puff Daddy, then went to Diddy. But if he's in a movie, he's Sean Combs. We find this irritating. Hey, "Sean" ... pick a name and stick with it, OK? Whatever! Now that we have that off our chest, take a look at the smiling gentleman to the left. Another creepy resemblance.
Cowboys WR Miles Austin and Yankees' Alex Rodriguez
Oh, we're breaking the rules? A-Rod isn't really a celebrity? Shutup ... anybody who can get Cameron Diaz to feed him popcorn at the Super Bowl is a star. A megastar. A supernova. So, congratulations, Mr. Austin ... you blue-eyed Dallas wideout. You could be a Yankee. Now, pass the popcorn.
Packers QB Aaron Rodgers and actor Jake Gyllenhall
Why can't we quit him? Aaron isn't as Hollywood as Jake, but they do have similiar features. Who's more handsome? Does it really matter? Chicks dig both of them.
Falcons coach Mike Smith and actor Steve Martin
Oh, lord ... why didn't someone notice this sooner? Seriously, Smith looks like he could be in The Jerk right now. Which begs the question: What does Steve look like with a whistle around his neck? Someone grab Matt Ryan and have him run lines with Mr. Martin!!
Eagles DE Jason Babin and reality star Mauricio Umansky
How many football fans watch the "Real Housewives" series? Not that many? Don't worry about it, you're not really missing anything, but this bulky Philly defender bears a striking resemblance to this henpecked Beverly Hills husband. Babin just needs to add some hair gel. And an annoying accent.
Ex-Bucs TE Kellen Winslow and actor Vin Diesel
Not every bald football player can pass for XXX. But Winslow pulls the comparison off with no problem at all. It's all about the dome.
Ex-Panthers TE Jeremy Shockey and actor John Goodman
Just add some pounds and years. Can't you just see him railing on Donny in The Big Lebowski? I imagine he can spot a goldbricker from miles away. Seriously, Shockey could pass as a nephew at the Goodman family reunion.