Your fantasy football team's name says a lot about you — what type of person you are, the way you play the game, if you haven't washed your bed sheets since 2013. Everything. The following are some typical fantasy names you'll see in your league this year, and a brief description of the type of person who picks that name.
Getty ImagesMaddie Meyer
Leases a Dodge Charger, says fifth-year-ing was the best decision he’s ever made.
Getty ImagesJohn Sommers II
Has a dog named Ditka, lives 20 miles outside Chicago but claims it. Can’t make it out tonight.
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‘Discount Double Check’
Has a frustratingly strong fantasy team for such an extra medium dude. Has autodrafted before and been better for it.
Getty ImagesRob Carr
‘SHOW ME YOUR TDS’
Would run through a wall and fight people on the other side to defend your honor. You are constantly apologizing for this person.
Getty ImagesRonald Martinez
‘Make Amendola Great Again’
Just throw rocks at this guy the police won’t stop you.
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‘Forgetting Brandon Marshall’
Strong no-show sock game. A real cheese pizza type of guy.
‘The Big Gronkowski’
Reliably predictable Pats homer. First to draft a defense. Soft-brags about physical intimacy at the age of 28.
Getty ImagesJared Wickerham
‘Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood’
Really good guy. Not invited to the wedding.
Getty ImagesJonathan Daniel
‘Orange Julius & Matty Light’
Calls just to talk.
Getty ImagesKevin C. Cox
‘Ndonkey Kong Suh’
Unlucky duck. Loses tight games by stat correction. His gambling addiction goes unaddressed. Dan is on Twitter. He knows each one of these guys.