Journeyman NFL quarterback Charlie Whitehurst was signed by the Cleveland Browns on Tuesday in a last-ditch effort to salvage their swiftly deteriorating season as they lose a QB each week to injury. This, of course, is more than reason enough for us to take a moment and appreciate Whitehurst's most enduring asset — namely, the fountain of divine follicles cascading from Clipboard Jesus' noble head. The following are the 20 most important images of Whitehurst's hair, which I've taken the liberty of giving names in accordance with their general aesthetic as works of art. Enjoy.
Turning water into rock
Charlie Whitehurst has only worn underwear by accident.
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Rollo, Betrayer of Ragnar
Has forsaken his place in Valhalla.
Wanted for hogging four-top tables at the coffee shop and refusing to bend to the status quo.
This gate will not fall. Not tonight.
Train waitin' Chuck
Seen a lot of a good people do some pretty bad things since the market crash.
Will need the public's help in apprehending the scrunchie thief.
Just chilling, making a little scratch here and there.
He's a rambler, Sandy. And ramblers gotta ramble on.
Twice as high and carefree as a single Bieber.
Swipe right For ecstasy
A career pirate looking to keep things casual.
He took some.
All this over a can of beans.
Not getting the job
Not at this gas station.
Don't say anything. Just observe.
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It is risen
On the Seventh Day, Clipboard Jesus rested on the bench.
Guilty feet can't make passes in rhythm.
For whom the bun tolls
It tolls for thee.
"You don't have to call me dad, but you can."
Acqua di Regular Joe
A masculine scent of sandlewood and direct messages.