Spurs really don't like alley-oops

San Antonio Spurs stars Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, Gregg Popovich either hate or are bad at alley oops

The San Antonio Spurs have never been considered to be an especially flashy team on the court, but new data released by NBA.com shows just how dull their game can be.

According to NBA.com, Gregg Popovich, Tim Duncan & Co. are dead last in the league in alley-oops in the past two regular seasons — with a grand total of five. That puts them 19 alley-oops behind the next-closest team and a whopping 250 behind the “Lob City” Los Angeles Clippers.

What’s more? Over the course of the entire 2013 regular season, NBA.com says, Spurs players teamed up for just one — count it, ONE — alley-oop.

It’s a little unclear if this particular play is that sole alley-oop in question, but it’s about the closest thing we could find to one from the Spurs last regular season. Here, Patty Mills (of Australia) connects with Aron Baynes (of New Zealand) late in a January win over the Charlotte Bobcats. It's as if it was meant to be:

Fortunately for thrill-seeking Spurs fans, San Antonio did get its act together in the playoffs, when it slammed home two alley-oops, both coming against the Lakers in the first round.

But assuming NBA.com’s data is correct — and there’s no reason to believe it’s not — that’s a startling absence of alley-oopage from one of the league’s best teams.

And yet, the Spurs would probably prefer that we focus on a different stat from the past two regular seasons: San Antonio's 108-40 record during that time is second only to that of the Miami Heat's 112-36. And of course the Heat have won it all the past two years.

Maybe there really is something to that whole “substance over style” idea, after all.

UPDATE: Upon further investigation, it appears the Mills-Baynes alley-oop above may not be the lone instance NBA.com is referring to. In the NBA.com box score for the game, the play is described as an "alley-oop layup."

We're guessing the "official" Spurs alley-oop this season was a Boris-Diaw-to-Tiago-Splitter number in the final minute of a November win over Sacramento. NBA.com referred to that shot as an "alley-oop dunk." If we can find video, we'll pass it along.

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