What’s up with Bieber’s outift?

Noted

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target="_blank">Raptors

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href="http://www.justinbieberzone.com/2012/11/justin-bieber-was-given-a-memphis-grizzlies-jersey/"

target="_blank">Grizzlies Heat diehard fan Justin

Bieber was at American Airlines Arena last night, where he sat

courtside — and was

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target="_blank">not kicked out — as the Heat bludgeoned

the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 to move onto the NBA Finals.

Virtually everything about the frontrunning music star’s

ensemble begged to be ridiculed, from the leather baseball jersey

he was most definitely sweating in, to the (

target="_blank">comparatively modest) gold chains hanging from

his neck, to the sunglasses he wore at night (presumably, so he

could see the light that’s right before his eyes) to the big

scary kitty cat tattoo.

But it was Bieber’s hat that really stole the show —

and my, was it quite a hat:

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(AP Photo/Lynne Sladky)

The denim, acid-washed number reportedly has a brim made of a

combination of

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target="_blank">leather and python skin, which sounds like

something Charlie Sheen would make up, but it isn’t. The

strap on the back is made of the same material, and the whole cap

target="_blank">will run you $450 and is apparently made by the

same designer who created Kevin Durant’s

target="_blank">awesome Seattle Supersonics hat earlier in the

playoffs.

It also, apparently, renders the wearer completely incapable of

tilting his head backward, as evidenced by this classic Bieber

water bottle-drinking gif. (But then again, I wouldn’t want

my $450 hat to fall off, either.):

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There’s no telling whether Bieber turns up at any of the

Finals games, starting with Game 1 on Thursday in Miami. But if he

chooses to make a stop in San Antonio, I’d recommend going

with

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target="_blank">this hat, along with maybe a fur coat and a

pair of moon shoes. (At this point, he’s got a reputation to

live up to.)

As for who lifts the Larry O’Brien Trophy at the end of

the series? That doesn’t really matter. Because if

we’ve learned anything, it’s that —

target="_blank">regardless of the sport — Bieber is

always rooting for whoever’s winning.