Indiana fan posts Craigslist ad looking for Paul George's missing talent
APR 08, 2014 3:16p ET
This comes after the 23-year-old George and the Pacers have gone from Eastern Conference champion shoo-ins to losing eight of their last 11 games.
Here's what the ad read:
"The talent for short-lived NBA superstar Paul George has gone missing. We're desperate to reunite the talent back with the body before the NBA playoffs start in a few weeks. We've checked everywhere."
Any and all leads are kindly directed to the original Bird man himself:
"If you have any information about the whereabouts of his talent, please report back to Indiana Pacers President Larry Bird."
And to the person who locates George's jump shot ("missing since December!") comes this handsome prize:
"***REWARD: When Indiana inevitably loses to Miami in the conference finals, we'll find a way to supply you with LeBron's sweaty head band."
H/t SB Nation.