Buzz: Rap ambassadors for everyone

We like the Raptors officially hiring the Toronto native to give them some street cred so much, we decided to help every team in the league find its very own hip-hop mouthpiece.

The Toronto Raptors on Monday announced that rapper Drake would be joining the team as a global ambassador.

A Toronto native, Drake will bring a sense of swag to the Raptors that has been missing for quite some time, and in the process, he’ll also help redesign their uniforms — though, if he really had any sense about him, he’d be looking to change the name altogether.

Regardless, I think it’s a swell idea — akin to the Nets’ former partnership with Jay-Z — and it’s a lead other NBA teams should follow. But the task of deciding which rapper should serve as each team’s ambassador is a challenge, and teams have things like training camp to worry about right now.

Fortunately, I’m here to help with a suggestion for which rapper would make the ambassador for each team in the league:


Miami Heat: Flo Rida gets the nod, narrowly beating out Rick Ross and Uncle Luke, but don’t think we won’t change our minds in a heartbeat if his posse keeps getting kicked out of games . . .

Brooklyn Nets: Jay-Z

New York Knicks: Nas

Indiana Pacers: Mike Epps, who is already cool with George Hill . . .

Chicago Bulls: Kanye West

Atlanta Hawks: Outkast

Boston Celtics: Marky Mark . . .

Milwaukee Bucks: Coo Coo Cal

Philadelphia 76ers: The Roots

Toronto Raptors: Drake

Detroit Pistons: Eminem, but be careful how often you let him in front of a TV camera:

Washington Wizards: Wale

Cleveland Cavaliers: Bone Thugs-n-Harmony

Charlotte Bobcats: Petey Pablo, but keep your shirt on, please.

Orlando Magic: Dangeruss, the inspiration behind James Franco’s character in Spring Breakers:


Oklahoma City Thunder: Josh Sallee, who already has Kevin Durant’s vote . . .

Los Angeles Clippers: Kendrick Lamar

Memphis Grizzlies: Three 6 Mafia

San Antonio Spurs: Tony Parker. He’s going to need something to go back to once his hoops career is over . . .

Golden State Warriors: Digital Underground

Los Angeles Lakers: Ice Cube, who was not a fan at all of Dwight Howard leaving this offseason. Plus, with him in the front office, every day will be a good day.

Denver Nuggets: Peyton Manning . . .

Dallas Mavericks: Cowboy Troy

Houston Rockets: Slim Thug, who already seems to fancy himself a great NBA ambassador for the city

Utah Jazz: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir? DJ Jazzy Jeff? OK, fine, Delirious Miles . . .

Portland Trail Blazers: Macklemore, but he goes straight to the Sonics once they return to Seattle

Minnesota Timberwolves: Atmosphere

Phoenix Suns: Riff Raff. The guy drops Dan Majerle references into his songs, I don’t know what more you could ask . . .

New Orleans Pelicans: Lil’ Wayne

Sacramento Kings: Shaq

Got a better suggestion? Leave it in the comments.

Now, for some links:

• Toronto will host the 2016 NBA All-Star Game, eh?

• The NBA is also likely going to ditch the 2-3-2 format in the Finals.

• Apparently A-Rod still has a couple supporters:

• Western Kentucky’s strength coaches are insane . . .

• A guy wearing a shirt promoting a high-class prostitution site spoiled a record-setting ending at the Berlin Marathon.

• Bryce Harper plans to get "as big as a house" this offseason.

DeAndre Jordan is weird:

• Celtics forward Brandon Bass learned to swim with some little kids . . .

• What were the most popular NFL jerseys in London?

• Three of the Bucs' losses have come after the team had a win probability of 95 percent or better in the last five minutes.

• Three blind swimmers made the swim from Alcatraz to San Francisco — or at least they think they did . . .

• Arizona State will be wearing this hideous get-up on Saturday:

• Lolo Jones is eating 9,000 calories per day in preparation for the Winter Olympics.

• The Bears thought a former teammate was tipping his new teammates off on stunt calls, but Lions coach Jim Schwartz isn't buying it.

• Torrey Smith had an awesome pregnancy announcement on Instagram:

• Todd Helton thanked Rockies fans with a full-page ad in the Denver Post:

Cool sweater, Graham Glasgow.

• After tearing his ACL for the second time, Florida defensive tackle Dominique Easley will test out the NFL instead of returning to the Gators.

• Andrew Bynum cut his hair:

• Mike Leach reacts to “Popcorn Guy” from Saturday’s Washington State game . . .

• The NHLPA voted to approve hybrid icing, effective immediately.

• Tennessee fans have a message for the recently-fired Lane Kiffin.

• Stephen Colbert takes on the NCAA’s targeting rule . . .

• North Carolina’s P.J. Hairston pranked teammate Marcus Paige:

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