Can anyone match coolness of Derrick Rose's son? Pfft, please
There is cool, and then there is P.J. Rose. The 2-year-old son of Derrick was caught in an epic expression during one postgame press conference in the Bulls' playoff series with the Cavaliers. Even after a Game 4 loss, lil P.J. mugged like a boss. How does he feel about other sports stars and celebs? Let these memes get inside his magnanimous mind.
This is NOT how to mug at Dad's postgame presser
'Man, while I respect her Pop's small-ball game almost as much as my Dad's skills, Steph Curry's daughter Riley -- that was not an MVP performance after Game 1 of the Warriors-Rockets series. Crawling under the table? Girl, you're better than that. That said, Riley, perhaps we can share a juicebox sometime and I can share some pointers on throwin' the vibe.'
Hold up, timeout: David Blatt is more fool than cool
'Man, the Cavs' coach in name only almost gave my dad's team a Game 4 win. Learn the NBA game already! 'Bron's the real coach there anyway. Blatt couldn't coach recess at preschool.'
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Stop being a hack, Jordan!
'Man, 34 free-throw attempts in Game 3 against the Rockets?! That's more messed up than Steve Ballmer's dance moves. But DeAndre, you missed 20 foul shots in one game. I could make 50 percent from the line shooting Granny style (granted, that's on my Fisher Price hoop at home). Make your freebies!'
NBAE/Getty ImagesBill Baptist
The Big Hoax
'Come on, man . . . you telling me 7-foot-1 Shaq can get floored by an electrical cord? Really?! The dude was listed at 324 in his playing days, and that was probably 50 pounds ago. The Diesel would have ripped the cord apart if this wasn't a blatant ploy for Instagram. Man up, TNT: You should fine Shaq for flopping.'
Doing the wave? Is this 1985?
'Man, doing the wave jumped the shark before my dad was even born. Seriously, when a wave hits and I'm at a game, I just sit there ... like this. Fools.'
Getty ImagesJim McIsaac
Shady and the Deflator
'Man, Tom Brady, are you THAT picky about your balls? Grow a pair, stop whining and fess up already. If you're really the greatest QB ever, you can throw any football through a tire.'
Getty ImagesJamie Squire
This guy is cool?!?!
'Seriously man, haven't we had just enough of Gronk? OK dude, we get it. You're big, you've got some skills, you like to party. You know who came to my 4-year-old birthday party? Pharrell, man. And that dude's hat and look are way better, come on.'
Get a grip, Puig
'Hombre, there is a way to show some suave after a big play. You don't have to make a big show and flip the bat. Just look at my stare . . . that's all you have to do. I'll be cool at 2 and cool at 102, amigo.'
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Cool the munchies, Christie
'Man, Chris Christie spent $82K on ballpark grub? You're lucky you say you paid it back eventually. I know eating at games is fun, but you can't look cool and style it with a wad of hot dogs in your mouth the whole time.'
Getty ImagesJoel Auerbach
Bieber. Need I say more?
'Man, Money Mayweather: It's a good thing you don't care what people think about you. Because trust me, even 2-year-old girls at the playground make fun of Bieber.'