Who Punched This Track President In The Face? We Investigate
We're not sure what happened to Texas Motor Speedway president Eddie Gossage, but yesterday he showed up on the internet with a nice sized shiner. So, who done it?
Is Tony Stewart on the rampage? Did Joey Logano finish pummeling the Easter Bunny and move on to smacking promoters around?
Well, it's time for a some investigative reporting...Shake and Bake style!
Matt Kennseth was first to point out the black eye.
Hey @ eddiegossage it appears you got a little more than you bargained for on your fighting "research" via.me/-b0qrl6w â Matt Kenseth (@mattkenseth) April 1, 2013
Rutledge Wood was quick to pledge his support for Eddie. Nate Ryan offered his theory but we were still suspicious that more was going on here...
@ rutledgewood If my sources ring true, I suspect that might be a, uh, "Supercross" injury for @ eddiegossage. @ mattkenseth â Nate Ryan (@nateryan) April 1, 2013
Turns out though it may have been any one of these professional brawlers: (yeah sure, we knew that all along...sheesh)
Shawn Michaels: The Heartbreak Kid - WWE Hall of Famer
Johnny "Big Rig" Hendrix: UFC's #1 Welterweight Contender
Craig Ludwig: Former Dallas Stars (NHL) Defensemen
While Christopher "Big Black" Boykin - MTV Star & Bodyguard - may not have been directly responsible, he sure as hell didn't help poor Gossage when the time came. He did put a dent in the popcorn though.
Check out the Video below for an answer to the mystery.
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