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Texts From Last Race: What was the buzz after Bristol?

Joey Logano conquered "The Last Great Colosseum." But what happened after? Thanks to our always entertaining friend Nascarcasm, Shake and Bake has uncovered a private (and extremely fake) post-race group text message between some of your favorite drivers.

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Joey Logano conquered "The Last Great Colosseum" and took the checkered flag in Bristol. But what happened after?

Thanks to our always entertaining friend Nascarcasm, Shake and Bake has uncovered a private (and extremely fake) post-race group text message between some of your favorite drivers.

Brad Keselowski really wants to play with Logano's sword, Clint Bowyer feels like he's had an unpleasant experience with a grizzly bear, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. has a very special place for his No. 88.