NASCAR Mad Lib: AJ Allmendinger recreates Tony Stewart’s epic Auto Club Speedway rant

It was one of the most memorable rants of 2013.

An irate Tony Stewart unleashing his fury on Joey Logano after last year’s Auto Club 400 at Auto Club Speedway. Here’s a refresher.

As we head back to Fontana this weekend, we thought it’d be fun to honor Smoke’s memorable outburst … with a NASCAR Mad Lib. Sprint Cup Series driver AJ Allmendinger was kind enough to help us out.

Without knowing how they’d be used, the ‘Dinger rattled off words from preselected categories … a farm animal, a profession, a human emotion … you get the idea.

We plugged them into Stewart’s post-race rant and the result is glorious.

Now, hear what it sounds like from Allmendinger himself.

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves, AJ.