Who’s going to sponsor Danica now? NASCAR Wonka ‘investigates’ foxsports Oct 20, 2016 at 4:48p ET Who's going to sponsor Danica now? No GoDaddy? No problem! Our always entertaining friend NASCAR Wonka has plenty of sponsorship ideas for Danica Patrick that would be a perfect fit ... or maybe not. Getty Images Jonathan Ferrey L'Oreal Makeup Mascara so durable it withstands temperatures of up to 10 bajillion degrees. Getty Images Daniel Shirey Denny Hamlin's Doctor “You go to the doctor like every other day. Can't you put in a good word? PLEASE!” Getty Images Jared C. Tilton Six Flags Amusement Park As in ... Green, Yellow (not my fault), Yellow (kinda my fault), Red (going to the garage, you guys), White and Checkered. WireImage Mathew Imaging GAP “And the Gap car tries to get through its namesake." This might not end well. Getty Images Tom Pennington Walgreens What? It makes you think of a green car leaving scrape marks on an outside wall? Nevermind. Getty Images Jeff Zelevansky Colgate Toothpaste Endorsed by current sponsor, Aspen Dental, and 9-out-of-10 dentists. “Ricky likes to use Colgate to brush his teeth within seconds of eating a meal I prepare for him.” NASCAR via Getty Images Jonathan Moore David Ragan "You sub for everyone else, you can't sub for GoDaddy?" Getty Images Jerry Markland Las Vegas Showgirls Getting desperate. Time to call in some old favors. Getty Images Ethan Miller Danica Patrick The No. 10 car sponsored by… Danica. “Forget you guys. I’ll sponsor myself.” Getty Images Jonathan Ferrey Next Gallery 13 What grade do Sprint Cup teams receive quarter of way through season? Start Gallery » FOX Fantasy Auto Form a Racing Team, Compete for Prizes Play Now!