Napoli enjoys porn stars, too, eh?

Jocks always have had their fair share of females around them.
Sometimes these women are movie stars — if you’re Derek
Jeter. Sometimes, for the less discreet, they’re porn stars.

Into those annals goes Mike Napoli of the Boston Red Sox, whose
purported plans to “hang out” with porn star Rachel Starr on
Tuesday night got broadcast to the universe by Ms. Starr
herself.

And then there she was, watching the Giants host the Red
Sox.

But apparently Nap never told her he wasn’t starting due to a
sore left foot.

He did take over at first in the eighth and grounded out in the
ninth. The
Sox lost 3-2 on a walk-off walk. Bummer. Wonder
if Ms. Starr still was there, or had left to prepare for some
therapy on Napoli’s foot.

Oh, and you’re welcome.

Napoli isn’t married. And if you’re wondering whether he has a
girlfriend, there’s actually
a message board dedicated to it, where one of
the rules is “Please report any comments that suggest the person is
gay or had sex with anybody or has an STD.” As you can see,
vigilance on the Internet is as high as ever.

On Wednesday, as the sports world buzzed about it, even
Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson weighed in on local
radio. Asked if his players could date porn stars, Johnson replied
“None of my guys could ’cause we can’t score.” (The Nats are
27th in runs.)

Napoli isn’t the first athlete to have his predilection for porn
stars broadcast to the world. There have been some funny,
embarrassing moments for athletes — like when college
football recruit
Elisha Shaw got caught looking at Isis
Taylor’s “performances.”

BiBi Jones
claimed she assisted in the recruiting of MLB
players for a sports agent in Arizona. Yes, the same BiBi Jones
seen here with the Gronk:

Sometimes porn stars in the headlines make for relatively
innocent fun, as when
Andy San Dimas and her unicorn head invaded PNC
Park
. But sometimes these couplings make for unpleasant
headlines. Most recently, MMA fighter War Machine
said some disturbing things about porn star
girlfriend Christy Mack that caused him to publicly apologize. And
there was a major
Twitter war against former fighter Tito Ortiz
by ex-girlfriend and porn star Jenna Jameson. It wasn’t pretty.

And of course the Grand Master of all the finaglers, Mr. Tiger
Woods, y’all. He reportedly had a
generous amount of porno vixens in his
lecherous days. But these days he’s keeping much more wholesome
company: with
Olympic darling Lindsey Vonn.

H/T:
Larry Brown Sports