Manny HR 'gone like ex-girlfriend'
Can't get enough Manny?
Well, here's one for you. On a recent Ramirez homer in the Chinese Professional Baseball League, the Taiwanese announcer refers to the blast "just like (an) ex-girlfriend who will never return."
See for yourself.
We really hope there will be a documentary on Ramirez's exploits in Taiwan.
From his dressing as the Incredible Hulk for a train ride between cities with his team, the EDA Rhinos ...
... to his slow home run trots, we're sure a Manny-mentary would be a hit — make that a "home run."
And let's not forget his Michael Jackson impression — often when taking a mighty big cut and missing.
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