Jerry Seinfeld scolds All-Star crowd

It’s difficult for Jerry Seinfeld to seem ticked off. Even in his sitcom, angry Jerry always had that smirk on his face.

For proof, I dare you to read these quotes from CBS 2 New York about his experience at the MLB All-Star Game without reading them in the "exasperated Jerry voice" he’d always use with Kramer.

“This is one of the lowest moments of my lifetime of Mets fandom, when the Citi Field crowd was booing (players) that they see as rivals to their Mets team,” Seinfeld told WFAN radio’s Steve Somers on Wednesday night.

“And I’m standing there, I was in shock. I was embarrassed. I thought it was horrible manners.… These are the best players, in the game you love, that have come here to put on a show for you, and we’re booing them like 5-year-olds. As if there’s some sort of real animosity.

“The American League is not the Taliban. What are we booing Miguel Cabrera (for)? … So I was very embarrassed by that.”

So Jerry’s not feeling so great. I know what will help, though, Jerry: Get in one of your awesome cars, pick up one of your comedian friends and get some coffee.