All Hail the Commissioner
Fantasy league commissioners are rock stars. Just think about your league's commissioner. He has to text everyone 50 times to line up a draft date. He has to deal with the guy that forgets rules were changed 3 years ago. On offline draft day, he has to make sure nobody drafts the same player twice, has to deal with the human rain delay that causes the draft to take twice as long, has to make sure everyone pays their fees (or at least pays the fees he still owes from 4 seasons ago). It's a thankless job.
And that's why he's a rock star. Without him or her, you might not play. So buy him a beer during the draft, or perhaps something stronger before Round 5 to cloud his judgment. Whatever works, but thank him or her in some capacity. And make sure to consider "user error" before waking him at 1:35 AM on a Monday morning to complain about your team not having its star running back in the starting lineup after a bye week.
At FOX, we recognize the importance of the fantasy football league commissioner. In fact, we salute it. We bow down to you like wrestling fans at a Rick Flair match. And now, we want to thank you!
This season, we'll be selecting 10 private league commissioners to win some pretty cool prizes. So if you've been playing your league on another site that looks like it's from the '90s, now's the time to move it on over!