For as long as they have existed, athletics and show business have been great equalizers for men who otherwise would have trouble attracting the affections of the hottest babes.
And I’m not saying Arkansas football coach Bret Bielema is an unattractive man. Portly, sure. But as with anyone whose job depends on convincing teenagers to like him, I am sure he can be quite charming. Also, he’s rich.
It’s just that … man … he has already outkicked former Razorbacks coach Bobby Petrino, and he didn’t even have to cheat on his wife to do it, because the woman in question is his wife.
Bielema’s bachelor’s degree is in marketing, which can be a fine career itself, but here’s guessing Bielema hasn’t had any second thoughts about choosing football.