Ole Miss Coed Wins At Life...Again
"I love school spirit, but let's not get me wrong, I wouldn't have school spirit without a couple of vodka waters."
Honestly, she could have dropped the mic with a line like "I wouldn't have school spirit without a couple of vodka waters."
But she wasn't done yet.
She had several other great lines.
But this one is going to be tough to beat by anyone.
"My favorite thing about Ole Miss is the education I receive here," pause, "psyche."
Yep, she went psyche.
And if you're thinking to herself, "God d---, I want to marry this hot mess in a red dress, you can find Shelby on Twitter here."
Hotty Toddy, boys and girls.
The Grove really does never lose a party.
Props to the guys at TexAgs for putting in the hard work on this one.