Take Florida State and go ahead and head out for Saturday night.
My TV viewing guide for Saturday:
1. Start your Saturday off with us on Fox College Saturday.
Because, let's be honest, what's better than my face when you're nursing a Friday night hangover from a Halloween party that went too late?
2. There really aren't any good games early in the day.
I'd suggest taking your wife or girlfriend out to lunch. Make a gallant gesture and say, "You know what, honey, I don't care about football today. I love you much more a few silly old college football games."
If you're lucky, you might even get some daytime sex out of this. Then you can still sit around and watch games starting at 3:30.
You sly dog you.
3. Michigan at Michigan State, 3:30 et ABC
Which of these horribly flawed mirror image one-loss teams, Michigan's awful on defense and Michigan State's awful on offense, gets the honor of being the best team that Ohio State beats all year?
Oh, it's a doozy!
You can't miss it. (Even though you really can).
Michigan State gets it done.
4. Georgia vs. Florida, 3:30 et CBS
The winner surges to 5-3.
The loser falls to 4-4.
How much bigger can the stakes get in the World's Largest Cocktail Party? (Well, much bigger, but, still...)
By the way, if you haven't ever been to the Cocktail Party, go.
The game is the worst part.
5. Tennessee at Mizzou, 7 et, ESPN
Mizzou couldn't really choke again, right?
Meanwhile Tennessee breaks in a true freshman quarterback, Josh Dobbs, who is so smart he wants to be the first astronaut without eyebrows.
But how will he ever keep the sweat out of his eyes when he's floating adrift in space?
6. Oklahoma State at Texas Tech, 7 et, FOX
How many Texas Tech sorority girls made their boyfriends dress up as Kliff Kingsbury for Halloween?
Better question, how many Texas Tech frat guys made their girlfriends dress up as Kliff Kingsbury for Halloween?
Remember, it's not gay if it's Kliff Kingsbury.
The winner of this game stays alive for the Big 12's BCS bid, the loser is out of the race.
7. Miami at Florida State, 8 et, ABC
Don't buy the hype on this game.
It will be awesome up until kickoff and then the Famous Jameis show starts.