Johnny Manziel Haircut is Greatest Haircut Ever johnny manziel haircut By Clay Travis Nov 29, 2012 at 12:00a ET We toss around terms like "work of art," pretty loosely these days. But not in this case. This Johnny Manziel haircut is the greatest haircut in the history of the SEC. (Yes, even better than Verne Lundquist's tribute to Benjamin Franklin). This is simply amazing. I didn't think it was possible, but every week Texas A&M fans prove more and more that they belong in the SEC. Holy. Crap. This haircut deserves the Heisman too. I'm in awe, it's like the Sistine Chapel of haircuts. You're about to be in awe too. If I have to shave my head because Jon Gruden doesn't come to UT, can I get Johnny Football dressed up as Scooby Doo as my picture? Wow. This haircut has to be included at the Heisman ceremony. Has to. .(Props to @lookforwardags for sending this along to me on Twitter).