Four Alabama Players Arrested, Charged With Felonies
How did Bama police track down the genius robbers?
The stolen cards were used to buy snacks in the football dorm.
As several of y'all noted on Twitter, imagine being a huge Bama football fan, as the students probably are, and then getting knocked unconscious and robbed by your idols.
All four players have posted bail and Alabama has yet to issue an official comment. Presumably this is because the Crimson Tide athletic staff is still working on the grave of the unfortunate staffer who gave Nick Saban news of the arrests.
In more positive news, Miss Tuscaloosa, Stormie Henderson, was also arrested on the same day as the four Alabama football players.
John L. Smith approves.
And there is a shining light here, Bama was over the scholarship limit. So, voila, four new scholarships are now available.
In the meantime, Alabama athletic director Mal Moore has issued a statement: “This is a very serious matter and we are very disappointed in the actions that have resulted in the charges against these student-athletes. In this type of situation, the Athletics Department works in conjunction with the University. We will have more to say at the appropriate time.”