Alabama Fan Answers Arkansas Tattoo Challenge
Put simply, this is an amazing tattoo.
And here's the thing, if you lived anywhere other than Alabama there's a good chance people are going to see your tattoo and think an elephant is being attacked by an unseen crocodile. Or attempting to survive elephant genocide. Or deep in the grips of an awful menstrual cycle.
But in Alabama, it's the Tide rolling in y'all. (Note, my Michigan-born wife mistakenly believed Alabama was near the coast based on the Crimson Tide nickname. She is not alone in this.)
In the meantime, which tattoo would you rather have on your daughter's boyfriend?
The Crimson Tide or the angry Razorback?
I think it's fair to say both relationships are likely to end on Maury Povich's "Who's the father?" episodes.