WATCH: 'Weird Al' Yankovic lampoons obnoxious fans in 'Sports Song' video

Your team sucks!

"Weird Al" Yankovic's Hannukah-style release of eight videos in eight days off his latest album "Mandatory Fun" brought the video Friday for his "Sports Song."

Two-word review: It's fantastic.

Yankovic leads what resembles a collegiate marching band and the lyrics take aim at unreasonable, blustery fans. You know, the kind that would blindly shout "we're great" and "you suck."

Even if you are that fan it will be hard dislike Yankovic's trademark quirk and upbeat tune. Sing along with the lyrics:

Your sports team is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We're gonna kick your collective posterior
Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys, eh, not so much

In fact we've played teams across the nation
And you're the worst one we've come across
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To affectively articulate the points at hand
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand

We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
You see there's us (we're great)
And then there's you (you suck)
We're really, really great (really great)
In contrast, you really suck (really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great
But nevertheless, you suck

Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
That theory's backed up by empirical evidence
We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, we're speaking in the figurative sense
What's the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow
So why don't you save us all some time
And give up now (you suck!)

 

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