Media Day Madness: Peyton’s top ‘housewife?’ What’s behind Wilson’s hairdo?

* POOR PEYTON MANNING

The guy is going to go down as one of the best quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL, but this is what was subjected to on Tuesday:

An entertainment reporter asking him if he was going to be on "Saturday Night Live" this week (UM, HE HAS A BIG GAME THE VERY NEXT DAY) and if he had a favorite character from the "Real Housewives."

Of course, Manning handled the questions like a pro.

* REMEMBER HER?

* EVERYONE HAS A GIMMICK

* TERIO HAS ARRIVED

* NEW-AGE MEDIA DAY

* "I HAVE A BRUNO MARS-MICHAEL JACKSON S-CURL RIGHT NOW"

That is Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson describing his fantastic hairdo.

* EXTREMELY IMPORTANT SUPER BOWL TOPIC