Say what now? Can you figure out who these quotes are from?

Hey you. Yeah, you … bored person at your desk.

Want to play a game?

OK, cool. Here’s how we’re going to do it. We’re going to dig up five quotes from around the sports world from yesterday and you try to figure out who said them. Get all five right and you win one free Internet.

You can find the link to the answers at the bottom of this page.

OK, enough messing around, let’s do this.

1. "I really, really like women"

2. "I didn’t ask your glazed donut face ass to root for me anyway!!!"

3. "I was in a zone I haven’t been in before. Ever. I just wanted this game."

4. "You can print that I don’t really give a **** what the ‘Paterno people’ think about what I do with this program."

5. "Our team will embrace being a nerd and being successful at it."

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