Man files truly insane handwritten motion seeking restraining order against Ronda Rousey

A strange convergence of Ronda Rousey and the U.S. judicial system.

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After reading the document below seeking a temporary restraining order against her, Ronda Rousey may be more confused than she was following her knockout defeat to Holly Holm.

A Pennsylvania resident named G.B. White claims to have special knowledge about the former UFC women’s bantamweight champion Rousey, writing in part in a motion uncovered by Bloody Elbow: "I’m whistleblowing a major scandal here in court and fear Ronda Rousey will use her kickboxing skills and judo kick my head into submission to shut my mouth."

The plaintiff lobs some Finkle/Einhorn-esque charges against Rousey, alleging she bought steroids from Barry Bonds, recorded a sex tape with Jon Jones and that her real father is adult film legend Ron Jeremy.

[H/T Maxim]

U.S. District Court, Middle District of Florida

U.S. District Court, Middle District of Florida

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