Misguided Cowboys fan gets ‘World Champs 2015’ tattoo on arm

The perpetually 8-8 Dallas Cowboys. 

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Following in the footsteps of this dope, this fella, this Kentucky fan who nearly pulled it off, and this tainted Broncos fan, a proud Cowboys fan now boasts a large tattoo on his arm commemorating the future 2015 "World Champs" Dallas Cowboys. 

Questions one through three are ‘Why?’ Doesn’t matter, though.

Derek the hopeful Cowboys fan, co-host of a radio program called the "Billy Madison Show," is thoroughly enjoying his moment in the spotlight. 

The Cowboys are the epitome of mediocrity. They are a perfectly average 136-136 in the regular season since 1997 with one (1) playoff victory over that span.

They were 8-8 last season. They will likely finish 8-8 again this year (if not 7-9).

Vegas gives the ‘Boys a 70-1 shot to win the Super Bowl this eason.

Nice work, Derek.

Still, it’s not as bad as the tattoo on the back of this traitor who attempted (and failed) to cover up Texans ink with a Cowboys piece:

[H/T Uproxx]