This is not a rewrite of an Onion story. It's just the way our government works these days.
During a congressional hearing on Wednesday, Congressman Rod Blum (R-Iowa) came at Linda McMahon, the Administrator of the Small Business Administration, with a hard-hitting question.
“And now I only have 45 seconds left. I want to address the 800-pound gorilla in the room that no one has asked you so far, but I will,” Blum stated. “Why did it take John Cena so long to propose marriage to Nikki Bella? And remember, you're under oath.”