Watch: High school kicker boots 50-yard field goal with teammate holding with TONGUE

The risk-reward analysis by Dylan Futrell, who held a football with his tongue for La.-based St. Paul’s Wolves kicker Austin Means, must have looked something like this:

Risks: Suffer broken jaw inflicted by a teammate in an even more bizarre manner than Geno Smith; series of dentist visits; lifelong regret.

Rewards: Participate in a really cool video; celebrate teammate’s 50-yard shot.

Just kidding — there was no analysis.

All’s well that ends well. Nice boot by Means.

[H/T USAT High School Sports]

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