Retired hurler Dan Haren’s dreams come true with ‘Legend of Zelda’ binging

Dan Haren hung up his cleats after the 2015 season after 13 years in the bigs.

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Retired at age 35 after earning about $85 million over a 13-year MLB career, Dan Haren now has a lifetime to live the good life.  

Last we heard from the veteran righty a couple weeks ago, he was tweeting deep thoughts on meatballs, Imodium and more during a hilarious stream-of-consciousness tell-all about his baseball career while riding an exercise bike.

We would 100-percent read/watch a Dan Haren retirement vlog. Here’s a preview of 2 p.m. next Wednesday at the Haren household: