Philadelphia linebacker Connor Barwin has turned the Eagles linebackers into a group of noblemen thanks to "internationally renown art dealer" Nobilified, which "welcomes the masses to the 1%."
So now in the place of white walls or just nothing in the Philly linebackers room, Barwin installed oil portraits depicting Trent Cole, Brandon Graham, Josh Kaddu, Marcus Smith, Bryan Braman and Barwin himself as nobles.
Noblemen didn’t smile in their photographs but otherwise the portraits are perfect. Or maybe they’re better with the out-of-place smiles.
In a related Bachelorette story (what is going on here?!), here’s some entertaining reaction to the victory by 29-year-old former minor league baseball player Josh Murray, older brother of Chiefs QB Aaron Murray.
"I just blame the parents of Brett Gardner. I just blame them for creating a great hitter.”
—Rangers starter Yu Darvish, who beat the Yankees Monday but not without giving up two more homers to Brett Gardner, who’s now 5 for 11 career against Darvish with four solo dongs.
Clayton Kershaw stopped by "Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel" where he threw pseudo-baseballs at the host in an attempt to knock an apple off his dome. Because this is Kershaw we’re talking about, obviously he succeeded, though at the expense of Kimmel’s face.